A Rotten Theocratic Oligarchy
In a state of over 30 million people, there are actually a few million in Texass who are decent people. But with its Republican trifecta and Republican triplex, it’s not a state that’s run democratically (in both the small-d and Big-D sense of the word). In 2024, Texas is a bin of rotten apples. The state is cursed with millions of horrible people who force theocracy down the throats of everyone there — stirring in an extreme fetish for guns and a love of elite local oligarchs. bEcuZ frEeduM.
Countless rotten people are born in Texass: con artists, serial killers, neo-Confederates, mobsters, cult founders, Republican groomers, and Texas Taliban officers. Not worth my time to catalog more than the list below, but here’s a taste of what this Christofascist state has blessed the world with. Texas is a bin of rotten apples, and the U.S. would be better off if it ditched the godawful state.
Extremely Abbreviated List of rotten apples born in Texass
Oliver North was born on October 7, 1943, in San Antonio. Oliver was partially responsible for the sale of weapons through intermediaries to Iran, with the profits being channeled to a terrorist organization in Nicaragua that destabilized Central America with death squads.
Alex Jones was born on February 11, 1974, in Dallas. Alex is a proponent of alternate realities; he seeks to destroy almost all factual information accumulated by Homo sapiens in the past several millennia. Yes, his ego is that large — and he makes millions of dollars doing it.
David Koresh was born Vernon Wayne Howell on August 17, 1959, in Houston. Vernon was a sexual predator, a gun enthusiast, and a Christian death cult leader.
Greg Abbott was born on November 13, 1957, in Wichita Falls. The 48th Governor of Texass, Greg is a treasonous traitor to the United States. If Greg had been an adult in the mid-1800s, he’d have been great friends with Robert E. Lee.
Marshall Applewhite was born on May 17, 1931, in Spur, Texas. Marshall was the founder of Heaven’s Gate, a Christian spinoff cult that ended with the largest mass suicide to occur inside the U.S.
Charles Denton “Tex” Watson was born on December 2, 1945, in Dallas (and grew up in nearby Copeville, where he learned to cope). Tex was an invaluable member of the “Manson Family”.
Lester Benny Binion was born on November 20, 1904, in Pilot Grove, north of Dallas. Benny was an American career criminal who served as the reigning mob boss of Dallas from the early 1940s. Benny was a prolific asshole in a way that only a Texan can be.
Andrea Yates was born Andrea Pia Kennedy on July 3, 1964, in Houston. Andrea drowned her 5 children in a bathtub. This would not have happened if she’d had access to abortions.
Robert Allen Stanford was born on March 24, 1950, in Mexia, Texas. A fifth-generation Texan, Robert operated a $8,000,000,000 Ponzi scheme.
David Curtis “Steve” Stephenson was born on August 21, 1891, in Houston. This very fine person was a rapist and American Ku Klux Klan leader.
Ricardo Leyva Muñoz Ramirez (aka the Night Stalker) was born on February 29, 1960, in El Paso.
Republican-endorsed very white candidate Brad Benson was running for city council in Granbury when he was arrested on two counts of Child Sexual Abuse Material possession. He was not a drag queen. He was, however, on the County CrimeStoppers Board.
Joseph Douglas Ball (aka the Butcher of Elmendorf) was born on January 7, 1896, in San Antonio.
Patrick Wood Crusius was born on July 27, 1998, in Dallas. Woody killed 23 people and injured 22 others in America’s favorite Chinese store: Walmart. Now a renowned white nationalist terrorist, Woody targeted Hispanic individuals because he was a fan of Tucker Carlson’s “replacement theory”.
Carl Eugene Watts was born on November 7, 1953, in Killeen. Carl is known as the most prolific serial killer in U.S. history. Don’t mess with Texass.
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